Youtube Channel Partnership Opportunity
Hi creatorservices@studio71us,
No more games. We know who you are (big content company), you know who we are (250k views on “I investigated the top 10 Pilates tutorials”). Truth is, we already got the hard part — the idea. Straight from the horse’s mouth. But if we combine our creative energy, with your money, and your experience, and your connections, your personnel, your directorial guidance, and your life-skills, and your vehicular ground transport — together, we can really Make It Happen! Paul, Jon, & creatorservices@studio71us.com.
Ok so, you know those classic, nostalgic Youtube videos that everyone loves so much? And, you know how they don’t really make them anymore? Well basically, we’re going to!
Here’s the catch, we’re in a bit of a rut. Our latest project, “Stealth Camping in our old Elementary School” was actually pretty cash – but in the public eye, it lowkey flopped-sack. The good news is, we finally figured out what really went wrong. Straight from the horse’s mouth.
Youtube is drying up fast, and everyone’s asking the same question, “Who killed it?” According to the horse in question, the whole thing began in 2024, with an unstoppable flood of new content – all of it female-generated. Honestly, Youtube is in peril. Today’s women are pretty much superhuman at content, and every day they grow better, funnier, smarter, and faster. Apparently, they even started training each other, hidden away in women’s centers, without a single man in the loop. They’re already advancing so quickly, it’s hard to imagine where we belong in their future. I’ve seen Sylvia immediately read out-loud from any page; no mistakes, first time. Straight from the horse’s mouth. It’s getting crazy.
This channel is everything to us. Financially speaking, we could have been living the good life (Buzzballz early investors). But instead, we put every last cent into Youtube. Not because it was the right thing to do – because it was the only thing to do. We may not be the most professional dogs in the fight, but what we lack in dogfighting experience, we make up for with grit. We won’t just sit around with our dicks in our pants while women like Sylvia rob our dreams.
Wait, we haven’t even told you about Sylvia! She’s basically the whole reason for all this. Sylvia just got promoted to be our boss at work, but she’s hated us since forever; or really, since Paul started calling her “cupcake”. Also, she has this kinky obsession with humiliation rituals. Now that she has power, it’s always “mail these letters” and “call these phone numbers”, just so she can yell at us when we screw it up. Please help free us from her ladylike grip.
I won’t lie, the weight of the world is on our shoulders, and it’s starting to drag us down. What we see in Sylvia can’t be unseen. The women’s takeover is imminent. Things will never be chill again. Day-by-day, the color of life itself has taken on a new tint. I’d say it’s pink, but Paul thinks there’s a bit of orange mixed in too, which I guess would be like salmon colored, or maybe coral. Coral would still be pretty bad though. Damn, that’s crazy when you actually think about it.
Alright, pitch time! It’s a series of videos – sorta like “Will it Microwave?” or “Hydraulic Press” – but one that Youtube will never forget. Think to yourself: what’s the most never-forgettable thing of all time? Exactly like that. To figure out the perfect theme, we’ve been crunching the numbers, and we noticed something mysterious. 243, 78, and 88919 keep recurring all over the place – like in my life and medical records. I’m definitely excited about what these could mean, we just gotta use ‘em right.
We’re thinking a “versus” series:
- $78 car vs $88919 car
- 78 chinese guys vs 88919 rice
- 78lb child driver vs 88919lb semi-truck
We won’t reveal episodes 4 and 5 until we meet in-person, since negotiation is about eye contact. Also, we kindly request a woman advisor for our side of the deal.
Thanx & smash that reply button,
Paul and Jon